The "only my fingertips don't hurt" meme

From celli, whose answer to the world markets going apeshit is, apparently, to spread the fannish love ♥.

The first six people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble/ficlet of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.

Prompts would help. As you know, I not-so-secretly dig Marysueing, and will write character/you :)

ETA: To feed my Marysueing ways, the following kind people who played this meme with me wrote me the following:
* paitac's hot Suits!AU Give It A Minute It's Gone, [Charles Xavier/me/her], teen;
* aohatsu's adorable Harry Potter!AU Severus Snape/me; [Sirius/Remus], [Remus/her], teen; and
* maerhys's flagrant, delicious suns snagged on empire states, [NealFingTiemann/me], explicit :)))