All right, since your muses are misbehaving, how about this? Cookleta, where Archie is Cook's muse. Like an actual muse, in a sort of mystical creature kind of way. I'm thinking some kind of siren/fairy kind of creature, but I don't know XD Anyway, Archie is Cook's muse and Cook is trying to write a song, but Archie is feeling mischievous and anything but helpful XD

Um, okay, this might be too weird for a drabble, but do whatever you want with it. Something around an R rating would be perfect, but I'm not picky :D