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Quickdrabbles Fic 36: Focused on what I could attract...

You made a pact, you dropped the act, you focused on what you could attract...

Meh, I'm feeling somewhat written out - I am working on a wedding story (a separate story
from the one on which I'm collaborating with the fabulous

frackin_sweet), and it's not going too well - and I want to start on this cracky R possibly-canon, possibly-AU bordello fic, and my guitars-by-gaslight AUbigbang, but I have just no impetus.

And I'm in Court this afternoon, WOE.

As a way of importuning the Muses, I thought I might try the drabbular method recently employed by

timeisgone,

kissesblow,

orochi_kitty and

otherbella.

Hundred word drabbles, snatches of story, any Cook, Anthemic, AIS7 pairing; crossovers with X-Men, BtVS/AtS, Discworld, Holmes, The Law. I think I have a tiny legalesque Cook/Ryan Seacrest somewhere! I'll even write you self-insert (of you). Leave me a prompt (word, song, whatever) and rating. Will turn around fast, so as to importune quickly XD

Gorgeous pic from the insanely talented

ciudad, used with permission.

Masterlist

* Cook/Arch/Andrew - If I Told You, extract [R/NC-17], post Long Way Down, for

orochi_kitty
* Cook/Arch - The Leaf Crown [PG]: Cook gets Walt Whitman-esque with Archie, for

kissesblow
* Cook/Arch - The Reichenbach Faultline [PG], extract: Holmes!Cookleta AU

gracelessheart
* Cook/Arch - Offerings to Polyhymnia, [PG-13/R]: Arch is Cook's demanding Muse of Song, for

lacedsarcasm
* Cook/Arch - Eagle's Wings [PG-13]: Greek mythology professor Cook and student Archie, for

paitac
* Cook/Arch - Need You Now: [PG-13] from AIRNverse, for

honeybeemmw and

otherbella
* Logan/Archie - Spaceship [PG], X-Men Cookleta cross-over, post United, We Stand for

starafar
* Neal/Archie - Interlude [PG], Iberian historical fantasyverse/self-insert, post Inkspell, for

mellowdee
* Andy/Neal - His Most Perfect Day [PG]: It's Neal's birthday; Andy wants things to be perfect, for

celtic_fish
* Cook/Kara DioGuardi - Judging David 1 [PG-13/R], 2 [R/NC-17]: Bikini Girl, who?, for

chemicalwonder
* Cook/Kelly Clarkson - Poison and Wine [R]: the Civil Wars, for

lilac_girl84 and

micheleeeex
* Cook/Cowell - Spin [PG-13]: Simon learns to play Spin the Bottle, for

amccoy1972 and

cincodemaygirl

ETA: Cook/Ryan Seacrest - (Matt Giraud v AIEight Corp, PDRC First Mention, xxx of 2009) [PG]: Ryan can't take his eyes off illegally-attractive plaintiffs' counsel Cook, for

goseaward at

idolmeta, archiving this

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Kara's smart, kind of crazy, sings like an angel - most recently, he recalls her providing backing vocals for one of the ballads off Archie's first album, her voice is lovely. She's been spectacular on the show, too, very sharp and incisive; he'd been complaining to anyone who'd listen how he'd picked the wrong season to be on Idol. Season 8, with the hot female judge? Totally the season to have been on, no disrespect to sweet Paula, of course.

It's for this amongst a host of reasons that he'd been keen to return to the Idol stage for the Season 8 finale. He sings his song, and when he returns to his seat, red-eyed and looking for a distraction, he finds ample opportunity for the same when Kara takes to the stage and uses her superior vocal pipes in a sing-off with tanned-and-cute-but-forgettable Bikini Girl.

And then, at the end of their song, Kara pulls open the smart black coat-dress she's wearing, and, fuck him running, but she's rocking a tight black bikini, too, and suddenly nobody is looking at Bikini Girl, least of all him.

He corners her backstage, after Kris is crowned, and before they're all swept off to the finale afterparties. She's still wearing the black coat-dress; it's kind of driving him crazy.

"Good song, Dave," she says, without preamble. "Nice outfit, too. You were a great Idol, you know, one of our best. We'll miss your reign."

"Kris is gonna be awesome," he tells her. "Can I also say, good song, and nice outfit? Because they totally are."

She eyes him appraisingly. "This outfit? Or the other one?"

He swallows; remembers slender flanks, round breasts, pale skin the same color as his own. "If I pull the snaps on this outfit, will we get to see the other one?"

Her smile's amused. "Maybe. Or maybe I'm not wearing it any more. Wanna find out?"

And really, he can't help but reach out to trace the line of her lapels, fighting the urge to tug, to uncover, to push her up against a wall somewhere. "Yeah, me and half of America."

"I'd prefer not to share this with half of America," she says, reaching into her cleavage, to where her bikini line is, or isn't. She pulls out a card, tugs him close, tucks it into his vest, and pretends not to notice how fast he's breathing. "Don't lose my number, now. Call me when you're done with press, we'll think of something to do."

He tries to focus. His hands circle her waist, where he's pretty sure she's bare under her dress. "Only if you promise not to judge my performance," he says.

"Me? I always judge," she says, and smiles like a promise that she'll be kind.

I don't know who your muses think they are giving you a hard time but you totally still got it! I love this! I don't even care about the lack of R-rated activities because the flirtatiousness of this is very sexy. Haha, David asking Kara not to judge his performance. xD I'm sure she'd like it. :D

Thanks for writing this, you're the awesomest!

[Okay, fine XD]

It's much later. He'd discovered she'd been wearing the bikini after all, underneath her dress.

But not for long, of course: it'd taken no time at all to cup her breasts free of the flimsy top, to thumb her pink-brown nipples to full attention, to coax wetness from between her legs.

Then he slows down. Her judging commentary's always been incisive and fair, he wants to give her a good performance. He screws it up, she won't be afraid to tell say so.

He's pretty good with his tongue, he's told; swoops and sings, like he'd done on finals night a year ago. She tells him it's working for her, keeps up a running commentary as he uses his whole body, as well, fingers her ass and maps her sensitive inner thighs with his rough fingers. She warns him, breathlessly, when she reaches the final lap, and then she hits her crescendo, and he has to hold her hips as her back arches off the bed.

"What d'you think?" Ordinarily, this would be kinda churlish, but she'd been judging all week and all night.

She pulls herself into a sitting position, shakes her sweaty hair out of her eyes. "Awesome," she tells him, grinning that balls-out grin he loves. "Round one to Cook. Forty million votes can't be wrong."

Then she runs her hand down his body: "Okay, now, it's my turn."

David hasn't ever been on this end of the Idol judging continuum, but as her mouth moves lower, and with more intent, he figures he could definitely get used to this.

YOU MADE ME LIKE DAVID/KARA TOO. DAMN YOU. *GLARES* :P

Um, sorry? Or should that be YAY? XD

In this case it's definitely a YAY! Even though I don't view it as such personally :P

AND YOUR ICON IS NOT HELPING.

I'll let you in on a little secret; she did the same thing to me. xD

Haha Jay must have some secret magical power or something. XD But yaaaaay, I'm not alone!

Aww, you are too kind. (And don't blame me, the pairing is entirely

chemicalwonder's fault!)

Oh suuuure, blame

chemicalwonder. I see what you did there. :P

And psh, I'm only truthful, chica!

I'll take the blame for thinking of the pairing, but making it work, well that's entirely Jay's doing! :D

*laughs* Fair enough. :) It's totes Jay's fault that she made it work.

I think she does, too. :D

Awwwww. Thank you <3

OH NO YOU DIDN'T! :D I swear I wasn't trying to get you to write sexytimes. xD But I'm glad you did, because I LOVE IT.

Haha, I'm totally loving all the Idol judge metaphors, she seems the kind of type that would do that, especially in this situation. And David, well that mouth of his is a thing of magic... Gotta say, even though I love slash like crazy, that was a particularly hot het!sex scene, with all the hip-holding and back-arching. Dayum. Round one to Cook indeed! xD

Obviously your brilliance knows no boundaries! You rock bb!

YAY, I gotcha! And, I am not sure why you're complaining, inasmuch as this was YOUR pairing! I never thought about it until you asked for it! But I'm glad I gotcha with my het, hee :D

I'm not complaining! :D Aboslutely not. Thanks for writing, I never thought this pairing could actually work this well. xD But I guess there's nothing you can't do. :D

If you thought this was good, you should see my Cook/Simon Cowell, downstream! Now, this is a pairing that I thought would make me wash my brain out with soap ;)

Haha, I actually was an avid reader of the epic Cook/Cowell saga at T_G, so you won't scare me that easily. xD *skips happily off to read*

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