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labyrinth2015 You made a pact, you dropped the act, you focused on what you could attract...
Meh, I'm feeling somewhat written out - I am working on a wedding story (a separate story
from the one on which I'm collaborating with the fabulous![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
frackin_sweet), and it's not going too well - and I want to start on this cracky R possibly-canon, possibly-AU bordello fic, and my guitars-by-gaslight AUbigbang, but I have just no impetus.
And I'm in Court this afternoon, WOE.
As a way of importuning the Muses, I thought I might try the drabbular method recently employed bytimeisgone, kissesblow, orochi_kitty and otherbella.
Hundred word drabbles, snatches of story, any Cook, Anthemic, AIS7 pairing; crossovers with X-Men, BtVS/AtS, Discworld, Holmes, The Law. I think I have a tiny legalesque Cook/Ryan Seacrest somewhere! I'll even write you self-insert (of you). Leave me a prompt (word, song, whatever) and rating. Will turn around fast, so as to importune quickly XD
Gorgeous pic from the insanely talentedciudad, used with permission.
Masterlist
* Cook/Arch/Andrew - If I Told You, extract [R/NC-17], post Long Way Down, fororochi_kitty
* Cook/Arch - The Leaf Crown [PG]: Cook gets Walt Whitman-esque with Archie, forkissesblow
* Cook/Arch - The Reichenbach Faultline [PG], extract: Holmes!Cookleta AUgracelessheart
* Cook/Arch - Offerings to Polyhymnia, [PG-13/R]: Arch is Cook's demanding Muse of Song, forlacedsarcasm
* Cook/Arch - Eagle's Wings [PG-13]: Greek mythology professor Cook and student Archie, forpaitac
* Cook/Arch - Need You Now: [PG-13] from AIRNverse, forhoneybeemmw and otherbella
* Logan/Archie - Spaceship [PG], X-Men Cookleta cross-over, post United, We Stand forstarafar
* Neal/Archie - Interlude [PG], Iberian historical fantasyverse/self-insert, post Inkspell, formellowdee
* Andy/Neal - His Most Perfect Day [PG]: It's Neal's birthday; Andy wants things to be perfect, forceltic_fish
* Cook/Kara DioGuardi - Judging David 1 [PG-13/R], 2 [R/NC-17]: Bikini Girl, who?, forchemicalwonder
* Cook/Kelly Clarkson - Poison and Wine [R]: the Civil Wars, forlilac_girl84 and micheleeeex
* Cook/Cowell - Spin [PG-13]: Simon learns to play Spin the Bottle, foramccoy1972 and cincodemaygirl
ETA: Cook/Ryan Seacrest - (Matt Giraud v AIEight Corp, PDRC First Mention, xxx of 2009) [PG]: Ryan can't take his eyes off illegally-attractive plaintiffs' counsel Cook, forgoseaward at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
idolmeta, archiving this
Meh, I'm feeling somewhat written out - I am working on a wedding story (a separate story
from the one on which I'm collaborating with the fabulous
frackin_sweet), and it's not going too well - and I want to start on this cracky R possibly-canon, possibly-AU bordello fic, and my guitars-by-gaslight AUbigbang, but I have just no impetus. And I'm in Court this afternoon, WOE.
As a way of importuning the Muses, I thought I might try the drabbular method recently employed by
timeisgone, kissesblow, orochi_kitty and otherbella. Hundred word drabbles, snatches of story, any Cook, Anthemic, AIS7 pairing; crossovers with X-Men, BtVS/AtS, Discworld, Holmes, The Law. I think I have a tiny legalesque Cook/Ryan Seacrest somewhere! I'll even write you self-insert (of you). Leave me a prompt (word, song, whatever) and rating. Will turn around fast, so as to importune quickly XD
Gorgeous pic from the insanely talented
ciudad, used with permission.Masterlist
* Cook/Arch/Andrew - If I Told You, extract [R/NC-17], post Long Way Down, for
orochi_kitty* Cook/Arch - The Leaf Crown [PG]: Cook gets Walt Whitman-esque with Archie, for
kissesblow* Cook/Arch - The Reichenbach Faultline [PG], extract: Holmes!Cookleta AU
gracelessheart* Cook/Arch - Offerings to Polyhymnia, [PG-13/R]: Arch is Cook's demanding Muse of Song, for
lacedsarcasm* Cook/Arch - Eagle's Wings [PG-13]: Greek mythology professor Cook and student Archie, for
paitac* Cook/Arch - Need You Now: [PG-13] from AIRNverse, for
honeybeemmw and otherbella* Logan/Archie - Spaceship [PG], X-Men Cookleta cross-over, post United, We Stand for
starafar* Neal/Archie - Interlude [PG], Iberian historical fantasyverse/self-insert, post Inkspell, for
mellowdee* Andy/Neal - His Most Perfect Day [PG]: It's Neal's birthday; Andy wants things to be perfect, for
celtic_fish* Cook/Kara DioGuardi - Judging David 1 [PG-13/R], 2 [R/NC-17]: Bikini Girl, who?, for
chemicalwonder* Cook/Kelly Clarkson - Poison and Wine [R]: the Civil Wars, for
lilac_girl84 and micheleeeex* Cook/Cowell - Spin [PG-13]: Simon learns to play Spin the Bottle, for
amccoy1972 and cincodemaygirlETA: Cook/Ryan Seacrest - (Matt Giraud v AIEight Corp, PDRC First Mention, xxx of 2009) [PG]: Ryan can't take his eyes off illegally-attractive plaintiffs' counsel Cook, for
goseaward at idolmeta, archiving this
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Re: Judging David [PG/R]
Date: 2010-01-20 05:20 pm (UTC)Thanks for writing this, you're the awesomest!
Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-21 04:41 am (UTC)It's much later. He'd discovered she'd been wearing the bikini after all, underneath her dress.
But not for long, of course: it'd taken no time at all to cup her breasts free of the flimsy top, to thumb her pink-brown nipples to full attention, to coax wetness from between her legs.
Then he slows down. Her judging commentary's always been incisive and fair, he wants to give her a good performance. He screws it up, she won't be afraid to tell say so.
He's pretty good with his tongue, he's told; swoops and sings, like he'd done on finals night a year ago. She tells him it's working for her, keeps up a running commentary as he uses his whole body, as well, fingers her ass and maps her sensitive inner thighs with his rough fingers. She warns him, breathlessly, when she reaches the final lap, and then she hits her crescendo, and he has to hold her hips as her back arches off the bed.
"What d'you think?" Ordinarily, this would be kinda churlish, but she'd been judging all week and all night.
She pulls herself into a sitting position, shakes her sweaty hair out of her eyes. "Awesome," she tells him, grinning that balls-out grin he loves. "Round one to Cook. Forty million votes can't be wrong."
Then she runs her hand down his body: "Okay, now, it's my turn."
David hasn't ever been on this end of the Idol judging continuum, but as her mouth moves lower, and with more intent, he figures he could definitely get used to this.
Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-21 07:48 am (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-21 10:24 am (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-21 10:25 pm (UTC)AND YOUR ICON IS NOT HELPING.
Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-21 05:36 pm (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-21 10:24 pm (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-22 12:21 am (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-22 01:29 am (UTC)And psh, I'm only truthful, chica!
Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-22 09:08 am (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-23 12:25 am (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-22 09:06 am (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-27 12:22 pm (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-21 05:36 pm (UTC)Haha, I'm totally loving all the Idol judge metaphors, she seems the kind of type that would do that, especially in this situation. And David, well that mouth of his is a thing of magic... Gotta say, even though I love slash like crazy, that was a particularly hot het!sex scene, with all the hip-holding and back-arching. Dayum. Round one to Cook indeed! xD
Obviously your brilliance knows no boundaries! You rock bb!
Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-22 12:13 am (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-22 09:03 am (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-22 12:22 pm (UTC)Re: Judging David Part 2 [R/NC-17]
Date: 2010-01-22 06:26 pm (UTC)