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You made a pact, you dropped the act, you focused on what you could attract...
Meh, I'm feeling somewhat written out - I am working on a wedding story (a separate story
from the one on which I'm collaborating with the fabulous
frackin_sweet), and it's not going too well - and I want to start on this cracky R possibly-canon, possibly-AU bordello fic, and my guitars-by-gaslight AUbigbang, but I have just no impetus.
And I'm in Court this afternoon, WOE.
As a way of importuning the Muses, I thought I might try the drabbular method recently employed by
timeisgone,
kissesblow,
orochi_kitty and
otherbella.
Hundred word drabbles, snatches of story, any Cook, Anthemic, AIS7 pairing; crossovers with X-Men, BtVS/AtS, Discworld, Holmes, The Law. I think I have a tiny legalesque Cook/Ryan Seacrest somewhere! I'll even write you self-insert (of you). Leave me a prompt (word, song, whatever) and rating. Will turn around fast, so as to importune quickly XD

Gorgeous pic from the insanely talented
ciudad, used with permission.
Masterlist
* Cook/Arch/Andrew - If I Told You, extract [R/NC-17], post Long Way Down, for
orochi_kitty
* Cook/Arch - The Leaf Crown [PG]: Cook gets Walt Whitman-esque with Archie, for
kissesblow
* Cook/Arch - The Reichenbach Faultline [PG], extract: Holmes!Cookleta AU
gracelessheart
* Cook/Arch - Offerings to Polyhymnia, [PG-13/R]: Arch is Cook's demanding Muse of Song, for
lacedsarcasm
* Cook/Arch - Eagle's Wings [PG-13]: Greek mythology professor Cook and student Archie, for
paitac
* Cook/Arch - Need You Now: [PG-13] from AIRNverse, for
honeybeemmw and
otherbella
* Logan/Archie - Spaceship [PG], X-Men Cookleta cross-over, post United, We Stand for
starafar
* Neal/Archie - Interlude [PG], Iberian historical fantasyverse/self-insert, post Inkspell, for
mellowdee
* Andy/Neal - His Most Perfect Day [PG]: It's Neal's birthday; Andy wants things to be perfect, for
celtic_fish
* Cook/Kara DioGuardi - Judging David 1 [PG-13/R], 2 [R/NC-17]: Bikini Girl, who?, for
chemicalwonder
* Cook/Kelly Clarkson - Poison and Wine [R]: the Civil Wars, for
lilac_girl84 and
micheleeeex
* Cook/Cowell - Spin [PG-13]: Simon learns to play Spin the Bottle, for
amccoy1972 and
cincodemaygirl
ETA: Cook/Ryan Seacrest - (Matt Giraud v AIEight Corp, PDRC First Mention, xxx of 2009) [PG]: Ryan can't take his eyes off illegally-attractive plaintiffs' counsel Cook, for
goseaward at
idolmeta, archiving this
Meh, I'm feeling somewhat written out - I am working on a wedding story (a separate story
from the one on which I'm collaborating with the fabulous
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And I'm in Court this afternoon, WOE.
As a way of importuning the Muses, I thought I might try the drabbular method recently employed by
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Hundred word drabbles, snatches of story, any Cook, Anthemic, AIS7 pairing; crossovers with X-Men, BtVS/AtS, Discworld, Holmes, The Law. I think I have a tiny legalesque Cook/Ryan Seacrest somewhere! I'll even write you self-insert (of you). Leave me a prompt (word, song, whatever) and rating. Will turn around fast, so as to importune quickly XD
Gorgeous pic from the insanely talented
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Masterlist
* Cook/Arch/Andrew - If I Told You, extract [R/NC-17], post Long Way Down, for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
* Cook/Arch - The Leaf Crown [PG]: Cook gets Walt Whitman-esque with Archie, for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
* Cook/Arch - The Reichenbach Faultline [PG], extract: Holmes!Cookleta AU
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
* Cook/Arch - Offerings to Polyhymnia, [PG-13/R]: Arch is Cook's demanding Muse of Song, for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
* Cook/Arch - Eagle's Wings [PG-13]: Greek mythology professor Cook and student Archie, for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
* Cook/Arch - Need You Now: [PG-13] from AIRNverse, for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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* Logan/Archie - Spaceship [PG], X-Men Cookleta cross-over, post United, We Stand for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
* Neal/Archie - Interlude [PG], Iberian historical fantasyverse/self-insert, post Inkspell, for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
* Andy/Neal - His Most Perfect Day [PG]: It's Neal's birthday; Andy wants things to be perfect, for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
* Cook/Kara DioGuardi - Judging David 1 [PG-13/R], 2 [R/NC-17]: Bikini Girl, who?, for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
* Cook/Kelly Clarkson - Poison and Wine [R]: the Civil Wars, for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
* Cook/Cowell - Spin [PG-13]: Simon learns to play Spin the Bottle, for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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ETA: Cook/Ryan Seacrest - (Matt Giraud v AIEight Corp, PDRC First Mention, xxx of 2009) [PG]: Ryan can't take his eyes off illegally-attractive plaintiffs' counsel Cook, for
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Date: 2010-01-22 12:35 am (UTC)The scene with the 'phone in Ch 7, with Cook - you know it's Arch, don't you? ;)
I do have a long (25k word!) AIRNverse story coming up, which tells what happened to them in 2015 (Nine 1/2 Weeks in L.A.). I hope you'll be there for that <3
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Date: 2010-01-22 12:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-22 12:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-22 03:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-22 04:26 pm (UTC)[NC-17, obviously; SPOILER for Labyrinth 2015: Nine 1/2 Weeks in L.A.]
Cook wants to play another game, and this involves the ticking sound of the antique clocks in their house, the loud gongs of the long, elegant Austrian cloche that stands in their hallway, the sound of Cook’s wristwatch, an old-fashioned Panerai.
Cook gives Arch a diamond-studded Rolex with an expensive mechanical movement and a unique, hourly chime.
In this game, the sound is the trigger: "When you hear this sound, at this time, think of me, and touch yourself."
Cook changes the time every couple of days, and when he isn’t home he leaves Arch voice and text messages with numbers on them. It drives Archuleta to distraction; he finds himself sitting at home or writing or being driven to appointments, checking the time on the wall or on his wrist, the simmering fire building slowly under his skin, making him infernally aroused.
800 on his cell, and Arch hears the hall clock striking the hour, and he rises from his morning juice and cereal and takes himself to their bedroom, where he strokes himself to his climax as directed. “1400 hours,” is all Cook says on the phone in the little music studio in their house, and Arch leaves it on speaker as he jerks off, very slowly and vocally, leaning back in Cook's leather director’s chair. His handheld beeps1900, and the sound emanating from his Rolex is so oppressive (at this time, think of me), and his sudden erection is so uncomfortable, that Arch has to excuse himself from dinner with his agent and rush to the nearest men’s room to take himself in hand.
In later weeks, Cook takes to pointing to his own wrist as a sign that Arch should do what Cook’s asked of him, that doesn’t necessarily involve touching himself; by this time, Arch’s eyes water automatically, as do other things.
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Date: 2010-01-22 05:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-22 05:22 pm (UTC)Should posty next month, I think!